Pailhead: Don't Stand in Line

I actually did some standing in line the other day at this shitshow of a place called Pantera bread. Never try to buy ice coffee from a bread place. They didn’t have caps or cream. And then I saw this guy who looks like a guy I know who had an affair and left his wife like two months before she was about to have their kid, and I started thinking about how fun it would be to whip the full thing of coffee into the side of his face, and how that action would be severely enhanced by having a lid on my coffee. So now every time I get coffee and it has a lid, I think about throwing it into the sides of peoples’ heads and how maybe the straw could go into their eye.