Cop Shoot Cop: Nowhere

I decided to walk home tonight from a few subway stops away from my home. I’m starting to get a moral dilemma. Because I’m such a professional walker, I know how to slow down perfectly and then hit a crosswalk in stride, even if it’s one of those orange Don’t Walk hands. The problem happens when, like, tourists or old people on the other side of the street see that I’m going, and think that they can go without paying attention to traffic. A lot of them just go headlong into traffic. Part of me wants to say Hey, c’mon, if you get hit it’s totally your fault. Is that a sign that I need more Jesus in my life?