William DeVaughn: Be Thankful for What You Got

What I’m thankful for is that I have a working internet connection this evening. Thanks, Acer! Thanks, Comcast! I’m also thankful to have a bitchin’ turnaround jumpshot and a silky smooth running hookshot. And also a 1998 Chevy Lumina, butterscotch color. I’m also thankful to have a roommate who buys Guinnesses and then leaves them in the fridge and who doesn’t mind when I have one before he does.